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http://blogs.adobe.com/open/2011/06/focusing-on-the-next-linux-client.html Opens with:

"Way back in 1999 I predicted a significant market for desktop Linux by 2005. (I was targeting better than Mac OS type numbers, in the 10-15% range.) It was clear back then that Linux had found a substantial adoption as a server OS, and it seemed only time before the desktop adoption rivaled at least “the other desktop”.

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Anonymous said...: 559 to go, make 'em worth reading.; November 21, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Anonymous said...: lay off the crack and learn some maths.; November 21, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Anonymous said...: SQL queries are "low level" now?

An ORM looks after SQL injection, IoC, DI, connection pooling, validation, and even setting up the tables based on OOD rules. From that perspective, I'd have to say yes.

Are you honestly saying you cannot write an ORM in PHP, or just that it would be difficult?

Compared to .NET, it's going to be difficult but not impossible and it's also not going to be fool proof.; November 21, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Slashtards for M$ monopoly said...: November 21, 2011 at 10:51 AM
lulz said...: It's like having the fox guard the henhouse! It was never a good idea - look at how they hid the *DLL's in Office in the 90's.; November 21, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Anonymous said...: Canonical is doing a Sound Settings Usage Survey. Please do your part to make Ubuntu the world's best OS! (Yes, I mean supplying shit answers.); November 21, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Anonymous said...: Compared to .NET, it's going to be difficult but not impossible and it's also not going to be fool proof.

Fair enough, I was going to look into Doctrine or Propel to see how they handle it, then I realised I'd rather spend the time learning MiguelSoft®.; November 21, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Anonymous said...: Fair enough, I was going to look into Doctrine or Propel to see how they handle it, then I realised I'd rather spend the time learning MiguelSoft®.

That said, Doctrine's annotations (ripped off of Java) offer a high level approach rather than embedding SQL code in every PHP file or creating DAOs every time you want to create a CRUD app.; November 21, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Miguel said...: So, Microsoftie, you are having IoC? MiguelSoft is having loC that is "line of Code".

For every thousand line of code you write you get hooker groupon: 50 percentiles off!

What you think of MiguelSoft® now, Microsoftie?; November 21, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Anonymous said...: So, Microsoftie, you are having IoC? MiguelSoft is having loC that is "line of Code".

For every thousand line of code you write you get hooker groupon: 50 percentiles off!

What you think of MiguelSoft® now, Microsoftie?

+5 funny

But the original poster got it wrong: ORM frameworks do not perform Inversion of Control (IoC) or Dependency Injection (DI). That's something that a micro-container does.; November 21, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Anonymous said...: You're fired. Get your things and get out.; November 21, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Anonymous said...: It's great to have all this talent when people come together.

Oh, yeah, that's what happened to the game, which was responsible for generating this awesome quote:

Hi everyone. What actually ended up happening was that I failed to work on it over the summer due to other commitments.

I am still interested in developing it and I have most of the design figured out. If anyone is interested in taking over, I'm happy to send what I have.

My apologies . Life took a different turn...

Quoted from: Angry Birds for GNU/Linux

Sadly, Python Angry Tux didn't fare much better.; November 21, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Anonymous said...: This is a retched hive of scum and villainy. Do you have nothing better to do than bash the work freely given to you? Goddamn ungrateful shits. What's more sad is you shills don't even get paid. You shill for Microsoft yet they laugh all the way to the bank at you.; November 21, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Anonymous said...: So does that mean the one guy's friends didn't finish drawing the sprites? :-(; November 21, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Anonymous said...: An ORM looks after SQL injection

You need to find out what linq is.

It is not just a bunch of SQL statements.; November 21, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Anonymous said...: My apologies . Life took a different turn...

Even their excuses are fucked up.

Why can't they just say "got bored of it. If you want it, take it" instead of all this life changing crap.; November 21, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Anonymous said...: I don't get it.. why don't the Occupy protestors just protest the war in Iraq and Afganistan?

At least they'd have a single unifying goal. And sympathy from regular folk.; November 21, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Anonymous said...: But his life did change. He met a tranny hooker named Lola.; November 21, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Anonymous said...: Why can't they just say "got bored of it.

Nah, the real reason was that none of them could program in the first place.

Remember they were all using it as way to learn python/opengl/c++ etc.

Yet if you look in Python Angry Tux Dude's posting history, he spends a crapload of time sitting on OMGUbuntu posting shit to those "say something about the poster above" threads.

Lesson: it's easier to talk about writing a game, post polls and shit, than it is to sit down and actually just write the damn thing.; November 21, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Anonymous said...: Had he written the game, he'd then have to support it, put up with complaints about why X doesn't work, generally listen to complaining freetards.

Much more fun circlejerking about "wouldn't it be awesome if.."

captcha: madver mad versioning system; November 21, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Anonymous said...: Nah, the real reason was that none of them could program in the first place.

Lies! One of them knew "basic c/c++". That's the sign of a guru programmer who can lead the development of a complex piece of software.; November 21, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Anonymous said...: Isn't it funny how most freetards claim to have "basic c/c++" knowledge? It's like they think if they say that they'll get some sort of cred yet they can barely chunk out hello world without stumbling.; November 21, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Anonymous said...: Isn't it funny how most freetards don't think of themselves as freetards?; November 21, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Anonymous said...: I don't know why somebody doesn't just pickup the code and run with it! The groundwork and heavy lifting has already been done:

http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=10475411&postcount=112

The main loop is already implemented!

http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=10249419&postcount=36

Ulu'Roo

What the fuck?; November 21, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Anonymous said...: God damn this shit sucks ass. This shitty ass shit can't even recognize a fucking link and format it automatically?

What a fucking piece of shit.; November 21, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Anonymous said...: lol, sure.; November 21, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Anonymous said...: My apologies . Life took a different turn...; November 21, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Anonymous said...: So you made the change? Enjoy womanhood.; November 21, 2011 at 5:00 PM
SAINTS ROW 3 FIRST MISSION said...: BROS ANGRY BIRDS??? LOL THIS IS A REAL GAME BROS GET IN IT . JUST SPEND A FEW MINNITS WATCHIN THE VID K? THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT; November 21, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Anonymous said...: BECAUSE WHO DOESNT WANNA BE JOHNNY GAT; November 21, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Anonymous said...: But his life did change. He met a tranny hooker named Lola.

Lucky son-of-a-bitch.; November 21, 2011 at 5:37 PM
Anonymous said...: @November 21, 2011 5:07 PM

Oh lord, that guy's voice, so annoying.

Game looks funny as fuck though.; November 21, 2011 at 5:48 PM
JOHNNY GAT said...: I hate being me :(; November 21, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Anonymous said...: Game looks funny as fuck though.

Any game that lets you beat hobos to death with a giant purple dildo and donkey punch whores is worth buying.; November 21, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Anonymous said...: JOHNNY GAT said...

THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME; November 21, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Anonymous said...: But the original poster got it wrong: ORM frameworks do not perform Inversion of Control (IoC) or Dependency Injection (DI).

I was wondering how an ORM could provide those things, but since I'm just a freetard PHP/Drupal weenie though it was best to just shut the fuck up.

As for SQL injection prevention, PDO parameters provide it. Although in typically freetarded PHP fashion, despite it needing a type parameter when you call bindValue() to bind values to query parameters, it doesn't bother to check if the value is of the correct type. I'd expect it to at least cast the variable to the correct type or throw an exception.

So yeah, not convinced that SQL is low level and I'm ambivalent about ORMs. But then, what the fuck would I know? :); November 21, 2011 at 6:19 PM
JoeMonco said...: SAX is an example of an API that uses inversion of control throughout (after initialisation). SAX is generally more efficient than DOM, but DOM is often considered more convenient to program with, because it is not necessary to deal with inversion of control.; November 21, 2011 at 6:30 PM
Please Mozilla? said...: Please Mozilla, why you does only use compositing on Windows? Why you don't fix bug?; November 21, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Anonymous said...: Is it wrong to masturbate while reading Debian Control files for obscure -dev packages?

I'm wondering if I should leave my wife and kids to take up wanking over Debian packages full time.; November 21, 2011 at 8:50 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm wondering if I should leave my wife and kids to take up wanking over Debian packages full time.

Followed with an apology since your life took a different turn...; November 21, 2011 at 11:16 PM
Anonymous said...: So yeah, not convinced that SQL is low level and I'm ambivalent about ORMs. But then, what the fuck would I know? :)

SQL is not low-level, it's just boring if you want to do more than write data models.

ORMs save time but they usually come with a price: performance.; November 21, 2011 at 11:21 PM
Anonymous said...: Is it wrong to masturbate while reading Debian Control files for obscure -dev packages?

I often find myself touching my balls when running: sudo apt-get; November 21, 2011 at 11:25 PM
TM Repository said...: Once was a man name Stallman hurt his leg in a pretty bad fall,man So he tended his scabs in the MIT labs and hasnt seen sunshine at all,man

--

when are Linux tablets going to take off? When they're thrown out a window when their owner realizes they spent $500 and it has no iTunes.; November 22, 2011 at 12:46 AM
Anonymous said...: Would you wish for a phone where you can adjust the volume by holding another phone against it? Yes? Samsung FTW! It seems to be a hardware fault, but maybe Pogson can hack together a Bash script to rectify this. I'm counting on the power of FLOSS!; November 22, 2011 at 3:25 AM
Peanut Gallery said...: OpenPGP ported to Java.; November 22, 2011 at 5:31 AM
MiguelSoft Phone said...: please senor,i reinstal phone but it no work,they keel my family; November 22, 2011 at 7:54 AM
Anonymous said...: For all who came to realize that their Samsung Phone's volume goes up if you put it near another Samsung phone:

# yum reinstall bash

or:

# echo 3 > /sys/class/loonix/volume/howmuchshouldputtinganotherphonenexttothisonefuckwiththevolume

where the number is an arbitrary one between 0 (turns the volume down but not silent) and 10 (really fucking loud). The solution with "echo" is, of course, only temporary. Reinstalling bash solves the problem. Naturally, both commands have to be executed as root.; November 22, 2011 at 8:29 AM
Cloud Tossers said...: Fucking bell-ends, love their jargon. This is Canonical's Justin Kirkland talking about their new system to help with deployment, configuration and central monitoring of servers:

This design worked very well in the traditional "configuration management" approach to data center maintenance.

Instead, we're taking a very modern, opinionated approach on the future of the data center. In the Orchestra 2.x series, we have adjusted our design from that traditional approach to a more modern "service orchestration" approach, which integrates much better into the overarching Ubuntu Cloud strategy. Here, we're using Ensemble to provide a modern, Cloud-ready approach to today's data center.

So previously we did central configuration of servers, now we do modern, opinionated, cloud-ready service orchestration.

1. Fuck you, Dustin, for being such a jargon-spewing twat. Seriously, fuck you.

2. Hasn't Windows been doing this shit with AD and WSUS for fucking years (or is WSUS just for workstations)?; November 22, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Anonymous said...: Hasn't Windows been doing this shit with AD and WSUS for fucking years (or is WSUS just for workstations)?

Yup. He's a douche.; November 22, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Anonymous said...: OpenPGP ported to Java.

I had to laugh at this trolling attempt (good job Sir).

You called JavaScript, Java which is always a great way to piss off Java fags.; November 22, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Anonymous said...: I wen to ape store to instal apes, but they no work; November 22, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Anonymous said...: I need to build a Web server to host a few Web sites. But how do I do it in an opinionated, modern, cloud-ready way?

I was just going to install a Web server, a database and some other software, but now I have to be opinionated too?; November 22, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Frogs said...: Two-thirds of France's Ministries to move to Debian and CentOS.; November 22, 2011 at 1:34 PM
GO LINUX GO said...: Loons jizz themselves over 'GO LINUX GO' being the top contributor on Humble Twunty Bundle.; November 22, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Without LHB I would have never known about the freetarded flailings (failings?) of "Voldemort(tm)" Pogson, master of Shift-4.

Thank you.

Of course now I am afraid to go dumpster diving for Durdenstations since learning that the insane fucker lives in my town.... They ought to register people like him and track their movements. :(; November 22, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Anonymous said...: He may have unregistered guns. Be careful.; November 22, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Anonymous said...: From the "Go shitstain go" reddit link:

linux users always donate the most on average :) because we are classy people!

No, it's because assfaces with far too much money to waste are skewing the results.

Link in name is probably indicitive of the average linux donation.; November 22, 2011 at 2:38 PM
FUCK ME! IT'S TETRIS! said...: THE LINUX DESKTOP IS COMPLETE!; November 22, 2011 at 2:46 PM
indie bundle said...: There are other indie bundles, you know...; November 22, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Anonymous said...: CAN I PLAY SAINTS ROW 3 AND BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF 2 BIT CRACK WHORES ON THE STREET WITH A GIANT PURPLE DILDO ON MY LINUX DESKTOP??!!111; November 22, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Anonymous said...: Yes you can!; November 22, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Thomas Jefferson said...: Send the next slave girl in, this one has jizz on her face.; November 22, 2011 at 8:20 PM
Libertarian vs. Leftist said...: A bit long, but fuck I enjoyed listening to disingenuous fucktard, Libertarian Lee Doren getting owned.

This guy is such a turd, he named his Youtube channel: 'HowTheWorldWorks'.; November 22, 2011 at 8:40 PM
Anonymous said...: I enjoy seeing large mammaries being sucked on by lesbians.; November 22, 2011 at 10:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Hullo there linux haters of the future.; November 23, 2011 at 3:57 AM
Anonymous said...: I look forward to the anime doom 3 game now that the source has been released.

(love how it doesn't build on visual studio express and never will); November 23, 2011 at 7:00 AM
Google to Kill Off More Products said...: Google has announced that it is dropping seven more products in an effort to simplify its range of services.

The out-of-season "spring clean" brings an end to services including Google Wave, Knol and Google Gears.

It is the third time that the US firm has announced a cull of several of its products at the same time after they had failed to take off.; November 23, 2011 at 7:48 AM
freetard said...: Are they killing GoogleAss?

I love that app, it shows me pictures of gigantic asses in the morning before I carry on with my day at the fry station.; November 23, 2011 at 8:38 AM
Anonymous said...: There is a new thread...; November 23, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Anonymous said...: Thank you sir!; November 23, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Anonymous said...: @November 23, 2011 8:38 AM

I'm glad that, when the comments run out on the new post, this is what people will be greeted with when they come back to this one.; November 23, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Time Capsule O Fail said...: I think that, before the usual implosion occurs, at least one of the final comments needs to be thus:

BLOGGER RUNS ON LINUX!

Sit 'n rotate, freetards. Sit 'n rotate...

Captcha: Pitin

I Pitin' da foo; November 24, 2011 at 4:20 AM
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cron said...: never go full retard. each year is "the year of desktop linux"; April 10, 2013 at 9:55 PM
Nistha adhikari said...: As a customer, yes, you have lots of choices in which Linux you use.; May 13, 2013 at 1:46 AM

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